Post by trentmichaels on Jun 18, 2009 14:04:41 GMT -5
What I'd like to have right now is the complete and upmost respect for our guest speaker...
[Fade in.]
[We open up to a rather large auditorium. In it is about 500 kids ranging from 10-16 years of age with a real old man standing on top of a stage where tables and a podium are set up.]
Man: This man graduated at this very school many years ago and now it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you, the one, the only, he claims to be the next Classic Wrestling Revival World Heavyweight Champion....TRENT MICHAELS!!!
[Trent comes very arrogantly with the bling just oozing off his body.]
Trent: You know when I was asked if I wanted to come and speak in front of you kids, at first I asked where the hell was that? But it came to me and, you know, its really....really just my civic duty that I talk amongst you youngsters.
[Little Rugrat applause.]
Trent: So I thought about some of the certain topics I should bring up like always staying focused to achieving your dream, to never give up hope and always go after what you want. But then I realized, none of you kids want to hear about that. You all just want to hear about me!
[Collective huh?]
Trent: I guess I should start off with this rathole. Man, I thought this place was a dump when I went here, but now...I feel bad for the roaches that have to live in this craphole. I never like to admit that I USE to be from Buffalo and went to school here but now that I am kicking ass and taking names here, I feel as if I should show what a true winner can look like. But hey I understand it is hard to be a winner like me when 98% of your students belong to family near or under the poverty line...I guess this is what you'd expect.
[Some of the older kids yell out but mostly, none of the kids know what the hell is going on.]
Trent: And it's so amazing that I've came from this giant pile of crap to become one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. I've beaten some big names in my already short career. As for you Mr. Principal announcer guy...claims to be? No no douchebag, I WILL BE the next CWR World Heavyweight Champion. On June 20th I will beat this fugly monster piece of trash named Matt Thornhill and then at the One Year Show, I will beat that painted freak Horrorcore for the strap. Hey kids take a long good look at Matt Thornhill. That is what you get to look forward to, five years from now. Each and every one of you will be a fugly, washed up, never was piece of trash like Matt Thornhill...that is if you don't all committ suicide first.
[Now that got a reaction from the parents and the staff on hand.]
Trent: Really though, I kinda just came here to talk about my match at this Unfinished Business show. What has Matt Thornhill really done lately? He's beaten a little masked freak and his old CWF friend who threw the fight for him. We all saw it. I mean I understand you morons can't tell the difference between what is real and what is fake but that is why I am here. You can see the glass wasn't real glass. You all saw Matt and Travis trying to wrestle in a hardcore match. That's total garbage. Neither of them deserved to win that match. Only one person did and that was me.
Random Voice: MATT RULES!
Trent: Thank you Fatty Fatty McFat Fat....Go eat another Quarter Pounder you fat pig.
Another Random Voice: Matt fights with honor!!! You're a jerk!
Trent: So? I can tell somebody has been watching too much Mucha Lucha to label a wrestler as honorable. What's next? Family and Tradition? This guy goes around and hangs on to that one CWF World Title run he had for like a week or something. He got his ass owned by an old lady or something and couldn't walk. This is all second hand information but if it were me, I'd slap that old bitch to her grave and still be CWF World Champion to this day...oh but I forgot...that dump closed like three years ago!
Female Voice: YOU SUCK!
Trent: No...you do at least you will after this little talk is over.
[Cock Suckkage!]
Trent: Ok you wastes of sperms, I gotta go and get ready to hit the clubs before my match on Monday. Buy my merchandise and cheer me on!!!
[Trent walks off the stage to enormous boos and several wads of paper being tossed at him as the scene comes to a close.]
[Fade in.]
[We open up to a rather large auditorium. In it is about 500 kids ranging from 10-16 years of age with a real old man standing on top of a stage where tables and a podium are set up.]
Man: This man graduated at this very school many years ago and now it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you, the one, the only, he claims to be the next Classic Wrestling Revival World Heavyweight Champion....TRENT MICHAELS!!!
[Trent comes very arrogantly with the bling just oozing off his body.]
Trent: You know when I was asked if I wanted to come and speak in front of you kids, at first I asked where the hell was that? But it came to me and, you know, its really....really just my civic duty that I talk amongst you youngsters.
[Little Rugrat applause.]
Trent: So I thought about some of the certain topics I should bring up like always staying focused to achieving your dream, to never give up hope and always go after what you want. But then I realized, none of you kids want to hear about that. You all just want to hear about me!
[Collective huh?]
Trent: I guess I should start off with this rathole. Man, I thought this place was a dump when I went here, but now...I feel bad for the roaches that have to live in this craphole. I never like to admit that I USE to be from Buffalo and went to school here but now that I am kicking ass and taking names here, I feel as if I should show what a true winner can look like. But hey I understand it is hard to be a winner like me when 98% of your students belong to family near or under the poverty line...I guess this is what you'd expect.
[Some of the older kids yell out but mostly, none of the kids know what the hell is going on.]
Trent: And it's so amazing that I've came from this giant pile of crap to become one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. I've beaten some big names in my already short career. As for you Mr. Principal announcer guy...claims to be? No no douchebag, I WILL BE the next CWR World Heavyweight Champion. On June 20th I will beat this fugly monster piece of trash named Matt Thornhill and then at the One Year Show, I will beat that painted freak Horrorcore for the strap. Hey kids take a long good look at Matt Thornhill. That is what you get to look forward to, five years from now. Each and every one of you will be a fugly, washed up, never was piece of trash like Matt Thornhill...that is if you don't all committ suicide first.
[Now that got a reaction from the parents and the staff on hand.]
Trent: Really though, I kinda just came here to talk about my match at this Unfinished Business show. What has Matt Thornhill really done lately? He's beaten a little masked freak and his old CWF friend who threw the fight for him. We all saw it. I mean I understand you morons can't tell the difference between what is real and what is fake but that is why I am here. You can see the glass wasn't real glass. You all saw Matt and Travis trying to wrestle in a hardcore match. That's total garbage. Neither of them deserved to win that match. Only one person did and that was me.
Random Voice: MATT RULES!
Trent: Thank you Fatty Fatty McFat Fat....Go eat another Quarter Pounder you fat pig.
Another Random Voice: Matt fights with honor!!! You're a jerk!
Trent: So? I can tell somebody has been watching too much Mucha Lucha to label a wrestler as honorable. What's next? Family and Tradition? This guy goes around and hangs on to that one CWF World Title run he had for like a week or something. He got his ass owned by an old lady or something and couldn't walk. This is all second hand information but if it were me, I'd slap that old bitch to her grave and still be CWF World Champion to this day...oh but I forgot...that dump closed like three years ago!
Female Voice: YOU SUCK!
Trent: No...you do at least you will after this little talk is over.
[Cock Suckkage!]
Trent: Ok you wastes of sperms, I gotta go and get ready to hit the clubs before my match on Monday. Buy my merchandise and cheer me on!!!
[Trent walks off the stage to enormous boos and several wads of paper being tossed at him as the scene comes to a close.]