Post by trentmichaels on Jul 10, 2009 23:20:22 GMT -5
Voice Over: Fuck my head hurts…
The scene opens up to a hotel room. Sitting on the bed with his head in his hands is none other than Trent Michaels. Sitting in the chair across from him is his newly hired manager, Charles E. Orrenthal.
CEO: Well why the fuck did you go out and have to party like that?
Trent: Hey man, I was happy! For months I told everyone about all of the hustling that was going on in the CWR with Matt Thornhill. Everyone knows that he is Drew Carrig’s personal pet project and he always has been. He set it up so that Matt would get it on easy streak facing is old CWF friends and his friends putting him over. I FINALLY proved it true!
CEO: But why did you really have to party that much?
Trent: I am a professional wrestler! What else would I do?
CEO: Well hopefully not try to have sex with a tranny!
Trent: Don’t yell! My fucking head is killing me. It was post surgery man!
CEO: Uh….Trent….just because he or she had surgery, she probably still had a cock or at least the remanants of one.
Trent: Oh…god damnit!
CEO: Plus you got yourself kicked out of the best hotel in Buffalo and now we have to stay at this shit hole Hampton Inn!
Trent: Well if they would have just carried me into my room, nobody would have saw that mess.
CEO: It doesn’t matter man! This is why you’ve never been a World Champion in your career.
Trent: Dude…that was fucking harsh!
CEO: I am being honest! You’ve been in the wrestling business since 2004 and you’ve never once been World Champion. Hell, you’ve never even had a shot at the World Title until now because of shit like this.
CEO turns his back away for a second and Trent thinks he is mad.
Trent: Come on man, I am sorry. I promise for this title I will be serious from here on out…
CEO turns back and hands Trent a cup of black coffee.
CEO: Good.
Trent: Shit, I thought you weren’t going to talk to me.
CEO: Listen, I am your new manager. You hired me to handle situations just like this. I am here to take you to that next level and that is what I am going to do. I am going to make sure this never happens again and at Wrestleution, you will walk out the new World Heavyweight Champion. I’ve already scheduled a work out situation with a former legend to prepare you for this event. I also have a little surprise lined up. Call it a little insurance policy.
Trent: Oooooh! I like insurance policies.
CEO: I don’t want you to spoil it so I will tell you later but trust me when I say that if need be, the policy will be cashed in and you will walk out World Heavyweight Champion. I also took the liberty of going ahead and letting everyone know that this is Classic Wrestling Revival and not the CWF.
Trent: Oh? What did you do?
CEO: Here I will show you!
CEO pulls out his laptop and goes to classicwrestlingrevival.com and at the bottom right corner there is the old CWF logo but instead of it just being the logo, the “F” of the CWF has been transformed into an “R” or at least a crude attempt to with MS Paint.
Trent: *laughing* That is pretty funny!
CEO: A lot of people think that this is just the CWF with a new name but it is high time that we start fighting fire with fire and go to war with EVERYONE in CWR and that includes Drew Carrig himself. I think you were on to something about giving Matt Thornhill a free ride. I mean you dragged his name through the mud last month and what did he do? NOTHING! He sat there and took it like a bitch. Then you beat him 1-2-3 right in the middle of the ring and here comes “Big Poppa” Drew Carrig to protect his CWF buddy Matt Thornhill.
Trent: I told you! When I debuted it was suppose to be a HUGE deal. I mean that was my big return to wrestling after taking a year off and what does Drew do? He puts me in the ring with a CWF has been in Steven Steele and then he makes the big deal out of Matt Thornhill and puts him at commentary! I mean all this CWF stuff and nobody gave a damn about my big return
CEO: Yeah and all they talked about during the match was how great the CWF was and all the old rivalries in the CWF. They never once mentioned you!
Trent: I KNEW IT!
CEO: At first I thought you were crazy but you can’t deny the facts you have presented…god knows Matt hasn’t tried to.
Trent: Well I am going to end it on the 18th. I’ve had enough of the CWF and all of its washed up wrestlers trying to jump in on MY spotlight that I have EARNED!
CEO: Well as long as you don’t ruin it by drinking, fucking tranny’s and destroying hotels.
Trent: Listen, with you by my side I promise I will break through to the next level. The level I’ve always known I was capable of.
CEO: Good. No more drinking, no sex at all, it is all work and no play right now until you win the CWR World heavyweight Championship.
Trent: Wait? No sex…at all? No drinking? Not even a little bit?
CEO: NO! You are clean and sober from here on out.
Trent: Ugh! Fine…I better win the World Title at Wrestleution then!
Trent falls back and lays on the bed as CEO gets on his phone to start making some plans from here until the show on the 18th.
To Be Continued…
The scene opens up to a hotel room. Sitting on the bed with his head in his hands is none other than Trent Michaels. Sitting in the chair across from him is his newly hired manager, Charles E. Orrenthal.
CEO: Well why the fuck did you go out and have to party like that?
Trent: Hey man, I was happy! For months I told everyone about all of the hustling that was going on in the CWR with Matt Thornhill. Everyone knows that he is Drew Carrig’s personal pet project and he always has been. He set it up so that Matt would get it on easy streak facing is old CWF friends and his friends putting him over. I FINALLY proved it true!
CEO: But why did you really have to party that much?
Trent: I am a professional wrestler! What else would I do?
CEO: Well hopefully not try to have sex with a tranny!
Trent: Don’t yell! My fucking head is killing me. It was post surgery man!
CEO: Uh….Trent….just because he or she had surgery, she probably still had a cock or at least the remanants of one.
Trent: Oh…god damnit!
CEO: Plus you got yourself kicked out of the best hotel in Buffalo and now we have to stay at this shit hole Hampton Inn!
Trent: Well if they would have just carried me into my room, nobody would have saw that mess.
CEO: It doesn’t matter man! This is why you’ve never been a World Champion in your career.
Trent: Dude…that was fucking harsh!
CEO: I am being honest! You’ve been in the wrestling business since 2004 and you’ve never once been World Champion. Hell, you’ve never even had a shot at the World Title until now because of shit like this.
CEO turns his back away for a second and Trent thinks he is mad.
Trent: Come on man, I am sorry. I promise for this title I will be serious from here on out…
CEO turns back and hands Trent a cup of black coffee.
CEO: Good.
Trent: Shit, I thought you weren’t going to talk to me.
CEO: Listen, I am your new manager. You hired me to handle situations just like this. I am here to take you to that next level and that is what I am going to do. I am going to make sure this never happens again and at Wrestleution, you will walk out the new World Heavyweight Champion. I’ve already scheduled a work out situation with a former legend to prepare you for this event. I also have a little surprise lined up. Call it a little insurance policy.
Trent: Oooooh! I like insurance policies.
CEO: I don’t want you to spoil it so I will tell you later but trust me when I say that if need be, the policy will be cashed in and you will walk out World Heavyweight Champion. I also took the liberty of going ahead and letting everyone know that this is Classic Wrestling Revival and not the CWF.
Trent: Oh? What did you do?
CEO: Here I will show you!
CEO pulls out his laptop and goes to classicwrestlingrevival.com and at the bottom right corner there is the old CWF logo but instead of it just being the logo, the “F” of the CWF has been transformed into an “R” or at least a crude attempt to with MS Paint.
Trent: *laughing* That is pretty funny!
CEO: A lot of people think that this is just the CWF with a new name but it is high time that we start fighting fire with fire and go to war with EVERYONE in CWR and that includes Drew Carrig himself. I think you were on to something about giving Matt Thornhill a free ride. I mean you dragged his name through the mud last month and what did he do? NOTHING! He sat there and took it like a bitch. Then you beat him 1-2-3 right in the middle of the ring and here comes “Big Poppa” Drew Carrig to protect his CWF buddy Matt Thornhill.
Trent: I told you! When I debuted it was suppose to be a HUGE deal. I mean that was my big return to wrestling after taking a year off and what does Drew do? He puts me in the ring with a CWF has been in Steven Steele and then he makes the big deal out of Matt Thornhill and puts him at commentary! I mean all this CWF stuff and nobody gave a damn about my big return
CEO: Yeah and all they talked about during the match was how great the CWF was and all the old rivalries in the CWF. They never once mentioned you!
Trent: I KNEW IT!
CEO: At first I thought you were crazy but you can’t deny the facts you have presented…god knows Matt hasn’t tried to.
Trent: Well I am going to end it on the 18th. I’ve had enough of the CWF and all of its washed up wrestlers trying to jump in on MY spotlight that I have EARNED!
CEO: Well as long as you don’t ruin it by drinking, fucking tranny’s and destroying hotels.
Trent: Listen, with you by my side I promise I will break through to the next level. The level I’ve always known I was capable of.
CEO: Good. No more drinking, no sex at all, it is all work and no play right now until you win the CWR World heavyweight Championship.
Trent: Wait? No sex…at all? No drinking? Not even a little bit?
CEO: NO! You are clean and sober from here on out.
Trent: Ugh! Fine…I better win the World Title at Wrestleution then!
Trent falls back and lays on the bed as CEO gets on his phone to start making some plans from here until the show on the 18th.
To Be Continued…